Beans' Red Beans

Ingredients

1 package of light red kidney beans

6 cups of water

1 onion

6-8 cloves of garlic

2 pounds of hickory smoked sausage

Zaterans Red Bean Seasoning

White Rice

Directions

1. Soak red beans overnight in cold water and while you're at it, try to go big with the ladies, but if that doesn't work, hang out with the boys! They need some attention too!

2. Dice onion and garlic but don't cry pussy!

3. Add garlic and onion in a crock pot with red beans with 6 cups of water. (Brita Filtered Only!).

4. Turn heat on low and add garlic powder and creole seasoning to taste.

5. Stir and cook for 7 hours. You could kill time by watching a Harry Potter movie or Mamacitas 9.

6. Add sliced sausage and Zaterans red bean seasoning.

7. Cook for 1 hour, serve over white rice.

8. Garnish with 1 tecate.