R.I.P. Kim Jong-Il Salmon: A Tribute

Kim Jong-Il has left us and everyone here at Kieran's Kitchen is totally shocked by his food poisening and freak-tennis accident that occurred during his flight to Long Beach, MS. We decided, with Beans' help, to cook this late emperor's favorite dish to honor his memory.

Ingredients

• -1/8 cup of minced ginger root.

  - 5 cloves of minced garlic.

  - Italian dressing and terriaki sauce. 3/4 cup of each.

  - Rosemary, basil, dill.

  - Red pepper flakes

  - Lime juice

  - 4 salmon filets

Directions

1. Combine the dressing and sauce in a bowl. Add garlic, lime and ginger. Stir it all until nicely blended and add some red pepper flakes to kick things up a notch.

2. Place fish in a baking pan and drench those lil fishies in marinade. Place all the herbs mentioned above on top, cover, and let marinate in the fridge for 1 hour. You can kill the time by feeding your fish and setting up a hot-wheels race track.

3. Place your slippery fishies into a preheated oven at 425 degrees and bake for 12 minutes.

4. Remove from the oven with gloves! It's hot! Don't burn your hands! You need 'em for stuff!

5. Garnish with your desired amount of sake bombs.

Beans' Pollo Alfredo

Ingredients

• - 3 Boneless Skinless Ch'kun Tits

  - 1 Package of Fettuchini Noodies

  - 1 Quart of Heavy Whipping Cream

  - 1 Package of Bertolli Shredded Parmesean Cheese

  - 8 Cloves of Minced Garlic

  - White Pepper and Salt to Taste

  - 1/2 Cup of Butter and 1/3 Cup of Flour

  
  

Directions

1. Cook the ch'kun in strips until lightly browned.

2. Brown the garlic in a medium sauce pan. Add the whipping cream and bring to a simmer. Add the cheese and the butter and flour. Make it thick enough but not super runny, but thick enough so that it's sort of thick but not too thick because that would be bad, but also, don't be shy! You don't want to make it too runny. So, make it sort of kind of thick but not too thick and not too runny. Got it?

3. Add salt and white pepper to taste.

4. Add the ch'kun and bring the noodies to a boil. Multitask dammit!

5. Slop your mixture over the noodies and bask in your dishes warm glory.

6. Garnish with 1 bottle of Olde New England Eggnog AND a glass of white wine.

Ch'kun Florentine Casserole

Ingredients

• 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves
• 1/4 cup butter
• 3 teaspoons minced garlic
• 1 tablespoon lemon juice
• 1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of mushroom soup
• 1 tablespoon Italian seasoning
• 1/2 cup half-and-half
• 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 2 (13.5 ounce) cans spinach, drained
• 4 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced
• 2/3 cup bacon bits
• 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese

Directions

1. Sautee that ch'kun until golden brown and tasty.
2. Melt the butter in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Mix in the garlic, lemon juice, cream of mushroom soup, Italian seasoning, half-and-half, and Parmesan cheese while stirring like your nervous about something.
3. Dump all your spinach on the bottom of a medium sized baking dish. Cover the spinach with the mushrooms and pour half the mixture from the saucepan over the mushrooms. Place the ch'kun breasts in the dish, and cover with the remaining sauce mixture. Sprinkle with bacon bits, and top with mozzarella cheese.
4. Bake 20 to 25 minutes in a preheated 400 degrees F oven, until bubbly and lightly browned.
5. Be careful! It'z hot!!! You might want to take a couple of shots of McCormick Whiskey to numb your tongue up and dig in! Garnish with said Whiskey and flat Red Bull.

Careless Finals Shit Casserole

Ok Guys, this might not be the most attractive dish ever, but when you're entering the last week of school for the semester and you're trying to kill everything in your fridge this is what you're left with. A piece of shit that tastes pretty good.

Ingredients

1 Cup of cooked white rice

1 1/2 Cups of Great Value Fiesta Shredded Cheese

1 Cooked/Chopped Ch'kun Breast

Directions

1. Layer the rice in half of your baking dish because it would look even gayer if you spread the little ingredients you have over the whole thing.

2. Dump that ch'kun on that rice.

3. Sprinkle cheese until lightly covered, like a little cheese windbreaker if you will.

4. Layer the rest of your rice and cover with the rest of the cheese to keep that sucker warm in the oven.

5. Place in a preheated 350 degree oven and bake till done? I dunno, figure it out ya goon! garnish this "dish" with hot sauce and a big cup of Vella boxed white wine.